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Nov
12

How to become a professor

How does one rise from being a lowly undergraduate to an esteemed professor? Three scientists explain how the academic system works and how they won recent p…

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  1. NixonRdr says:

    Student of today…SUPERHERO OF TOMMOROW. HERE I COME 500 PAGE THESIS!!!
    Cant wait.

  2. poon5000 says:

    500 pages is the least of your worries

  3. fateplus1 says:

    lmao dont tell me poon5000 has a doctorate..

  4. fuduzan5562 says:

    You had me until “higher plane of mind.” Now you seem like a fucking idiot.

  5. SpartakGaming says:

    67 year old Doctor of Philosophy with the YouTube account name
    BlackGhost1370.. Seems legit.

  6. Niemand katzchen says:

    I misread. I thought the video was “How to become The Professor”. :(

  7. Infinite Monkeys says:

    500 pages huh? 72pt comic sans it is.

  8. Diamond Sword says:

    TUDO QUE SE CRIA,TEM UM BOM PROFESSSSSSSSSSORRRRRRRRRRRR

  9. EinThe DataDog says:

    What I got from this video is that the 50-500 page thesis is the easy part.

  10. SilaconYT says:

    500 pages…. ;~; SCHOOOL, WHY U NO PREPARE ME FOR THIS

  11. rollintroll says:

    I’ll make sure to pass on your anecdotal observation + stereotypical
    assertions to the Nobel Foundation.

  12. meshmehmeh says:

    It stopped at 3:14…

  13. Opa Lingg says:

    they’re pathetic. two-faced, ass-kissing geeks. I refuse to go to school
    and pay stupid amounts of money to be those fucking losers. you professors
    can seriously eat your own shit and you’d probably act like you were proud
    of having made it.

  14. Han Chen says:

    I just started my first semester as a phd student. This video puts a brake
    on my desire to pursue a career in academia.

  15. Clint945 says:

    It takes an entire lifetime. That’s sort of the point.

  16. pangpengmaster says:

    Just believe in what he said. That name must have a deep philosophical
    meaning.

  17. Tim Fors says:

    Ok, I get it. But please come up with something interesting that the rest
    of us losers will revel in. Like GUT or whatever.

  18. Dean Bellamy says:

    HOLY **** and I thought that obtaining a PhD was something prestigious…

  19. devy2490 says:

    Ok

  20. NebulousFound says:

    well I have just finished my Masters thesis, going to move forward to a
    Ph.D hopefully and after that…. well, you watched the video.

  21. TheSanguineOne says:

    You never know.

  22. Patrick Ho says:

    That’s a lot of education required to teach.

  23. BandwannaMcGunner says:

    Well… can see my career plans scampering off over the horizon :(

  24. deathrooster14 says:

    I’m way too stupid and American to get a Ph.D :P

  25. Trevor Cornish says:

    so what ur sayin is i should start writing the 500 pages now

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